Reflex in the Big Market
We started in Mood in the gate, but we'd forgotten the camera (shame 'cos there was some tremendous totty in there!!), so Greg and I nipped home in a taxi, got it and met the party in Reflex in the Big Market
Sheriff Carlos and Deputy Sam.
Sheriff Carlos' amzing ability to drink through his mouth and nose at the same time. (not really, that would be disgusting)
Carlos makes a hasty pulling decision....
... which he later thinks may have been too hasty!!
Carlos is grabbed by by iain who attempts to attach something to him...
...he shouts for Greg to help but he just grins.. cheers mate! :(s
Through John's blury eyes he sees Christina Aguilera, boy is he in for a shock.
Odd, it looks like I'm showing Greg my willy, but i'm not... honest!
Now i'm set up to pull, a hat with cocktail umbrellas and a Madonna bra...sorted!
Phil gives a lesson in constructing the letter T using just your arms.
Iain wants to know where she got her roots done.
She looks like a friendly girl, wonder if she wants a Chuppa chup?...
...yes she did and lucky for me I had one in my shorts!!! :)
Big Bad Buffalo Joes
From Reflex there was only one place to go, my favourite bar in the whole wide world... Buffalo Joes!!!! I ask you, where else can you have a nubile young filly stand over you wearing only a bikini and chaps and have her pour Tequila down you neck for only £1.... that truly is entertainment value (although perhaps not for all the family)
Carlos gets scared by a giant John!
Red bikini, black shiney pvc chaps... i've died and gone to heaven!
This is my most photogenic side I think.
I think Steve was enjoying getting pics of the dancers
Ahhh, this might take some explaining to Emma, it was..errr.. cherry Tequila!!
I attempt to replicate the piccy on the t-shirt and end up looking gorgeous!
What were we looking at, and why is Nev's tongue sticking out???
How the girls were resisting our charms i'll never know.
Ahhh Tequila... its makes us happy!! and the photo is just as blurred as my vision!
Carl, Emma and Mr Smirnoff Ice.
Emma and Rachelle from a Hen Party..
We think Emma was sponsored by Smirnoff Ice!
He he!!.. she was only expecting a peck on the cheek ;) .. cheeers Nev!
Emma (and her Smirnoff) become suspicious that my Madonna bra is not real!
Who else can pull off a Madonna Bra, photo t-shirt, Bandana and a Fairy headband and still look devilishly handsome?
Carlos consoles Emma who is without Smirnoff!
Carlos wins the Chuppa Chup Challenge... only for the stag party's entertainment.. i got no pleasure out of it...honest ;)
Ahh.. the hat is back, and he has Tequila... an image of a happy man!
Emma has my hat and some Smirnoff ice.. so she's a happy bunny now.....
.... hi carumba... she is very happy... god bless Vodka and straw hats!
I thought you were supposed to have a Rose in your mouth for a Tango.. not a Chuppa Chup!
Looks like i'm not getting my lolly back.
What a "Totty-Tastic" night... I must have stag nights more often !! :D
Greg gets the Emma and Smirnoff Ice treatment ... thus the smile!
Alan and Phil - looking ready to rob the next stage coach.
A slightly drunk interpretation of the Viennese Waltz.
Emma is not letting the Smirnoff Ice out of her sight, even with best mate Kati holding it!
Mark, Emma and Steve, with Sam somehow asleep stood up in the background!
Phil swigs Smirnoff before pronouncing that "he has the death penalty on 12 systems and...."
It was a Tremendous night, one of the best i've ever had, thanks to everyone who came out and even bigger thanks to those that resisted the temptation to make me wear just a big nappy!!!
Cheers.. Carlos.